Ghost Blog

If my physical form were to suddenly come to a halt and I became a spirit from the "other side," I would make the best of my new-found state of being. I would be a ghost that helps people.Firstly, I would go to my own funeral wearing a sheet...just for laughs. Then, I would make myself visible to those that I liked. I would allow myself to be seen by the American government. I would then go spy on ISIS. Then I would find the coordinates of all of their leaders and I would give them to the American government so that they could drop airstrikes on them. 

Genie Blog

With the power bestowed upon me by the magical Ebay genie, I would do many great and wonderful deeds for my family and for the world. Firstly I would grant a massive check of $10 million dollars to my family. This would allow us to move wherever we wanted to move. My parents wouldn't have to work. My brothers and I would have our education payed for for the rest of our lives and we would all have anything and everything we wanted. Second, I would permanently end all of the world's conflicts. I would make the earth a peaceful place for the human race to survive. My third and final wish would ensure a permanent existence for the human race. I would would make other planets in this solar system that would accommodate human life.

Parade Blog

My parade would have very large inflatable versions of famous cartoons that I am interested in, such as Spongebob, Patrick, Aang the Avatar, Scooby Doo, and many, many more. I would have the parade be open to the general public. I would be leading the parade in my dream car; a cherry red Audi R8. I would want to be in the front so that I would have clear streets. In order to get people pumped up for my parade I would race and drift down the streets of New York City that the parade would encompass. When I reached the end, I would get in my own personal helicopter-like pod and I would fly up to the top of my personal skyscraper, and I would sit back and watch the parade from my high vantage point. In order to get people to want to come out and watch my parade, I would have a float that dispensed $20 bills on both sides of the street. This would be incentive for people to come out and collect the money.