Friday, January 29, 2016
Week 20...I like my life, thanks.
Waking up in 7th grade would be one of the worst things to ever happen...ever. 7th grade was the first year I had to move away from my friends to live in Putnam County. That year was also the year that I had to say goodbye to my dog. If I woke up in 7th grade I would never have met my girlfriend. My 7th grade year was the year I met two of my best friends. I don't think I would make the same choices and the dream would never have happened. If I woke up from a dream that spanned almost 5 years, I would probably cry for like 3 months. I wouldn't remember any of my current life. I wouldn't remember my current friends. I wouldn't know how to play the guitar, piano, or ukulele. Life would be miserable.
Friday, January 8, 2016
Week 17 (/*-*)/ *flips table* \*v*/ *bird*
The future is taken over by the Chinese Empire and the Americans. China invaded the rest of Europe and Asia as well as the Middle East. America invaded Canada, Mexico, and South America. Australia still exists as an independent country because nobody actually hates Australia. China, when it invaded Japan, became obsessed with Pokemon and they succeeded in making real life Pokemon. The machine that synthesizes the digital monsters malfunctioned and manufactured thousands of Pokemon that escaped from the facility and they adapted to the outside habitat. Now there are no more birds or dogs. No more cats or horses or pigs or cows. No more worms. No more natural Earth life. The Pokemon have become the semi-dominant species. The Chinese, Americans, and Australians live happily with Pokemon as their friends and companions. Life on Earth has improved incredulously.
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