Week 25

My theme song would be the Doctor Who theme song played by the Trans Siberian Orchestra. Over top of that, I would have Bowling for Soup sing lyrics that I have yet to disclose. This song would be the epitome of all theme songs. It would make the person listening to it understand what it would be like in the mind of Dylan. I think everyone would strive to memorize my theme song because it would be one of the most powerful songs every performed. Every time my song was used in a commercial, or a television show, I would get payed. They'd pay me hundreds of dollars to have a song so fantastic, so ingenious, so marvelous, so legendary on their channel or on their show. My song would move people to tears. It would stop wars. It would bring world peace. My song would be so powerful, that the plants themselves grow explosively. My song would bring a new standard of living to our planet.